Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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What's wrong with Bessie?

She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me