Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Have a good one, son."

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.