How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.