How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head