Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

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What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet