Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough