Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!