Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.