Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?