It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because the steaks were too high!
Double jointed.
Give a cow a pogo stick.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
The first herd shot round the world!
It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
