Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.