Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.