Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you know a joke is a repost?

It's on the front page

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "