Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*