Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

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What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.