They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
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Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
Because it is full of vegetables.
A fair cop.
Mace.
You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Student: A teacher!
A) NapKin
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
A pan. Duh!
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
A fair cop !
Budweiser the King of Beers !
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
