Nickname Jokes

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

New Jokes More New Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Tripod Jokes More Tripod Jokes

Who has the biggest duck in Compton?

A tripod

What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

Sweet Pee Jokes More Sweet Pee Jokes

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee