Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.