How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the momma corn say to baby corn?

A: where is popcorn

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge