How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What did the baby corn say to the Mom corn ?

Where is Popcorn

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove