Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol