Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish?

TosTADA!

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.