Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.