Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."