Accidentally hit submit before you
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there's no karma involved.
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Submitting a stool sample.
I don't know, I just click "submit"
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
I dunno, i just click submit
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Do I hand my life in
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because today's April full!
I submit - Craven Moorehead
No, wait.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
On April Ghoul's Day
Because they bring Mayflowers
One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'
The can
Because they take a steroid.
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Because he said he was pro Bono.
A Private Tutor.
A pocket watch.
They've got a lot of thyme on their hands
His job was soda-pressing
Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Deputin
I said "Congratulations!!!"
Like a sixpack
