Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES?

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified