Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.