What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Because they can lie about their age!

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One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!