Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Demon Jokes More Demon Jokes

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Repossess Jokes More Repossess Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed