How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips