Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.