What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.