What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.