Cuz you'd be snowed-in
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He lost his SANTAty
They're both used to store nuts.
Coz 'e-mmental!
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
Nailed it
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
Pu-pu puble
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Deputin
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Fruit of the tomb
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
You already have a wheelchair.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
They might trip on the string.
Diapertension
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
Cross mouse cards !
