What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.