What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.