Gollum Jokes

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

What does the high elves call Gandalf?

Methrandir

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Scallop Jokes More Scallop Jokes

How does a sea horse run?

Scallops!

What's Gollum's favourite food?

Scallops, scallops!

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute