What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.