What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage