Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
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A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
Because they won't commute.
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Democracy
Because all proper tea is theft.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
A tangent
Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).
