Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !