What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.