What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times