What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger