Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Who is the scientist's favorite zombie?

The schrodinger cat.