Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.