Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.