What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.