What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

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