Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Ice Cube Jokes More Ice Cube Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.