Carton Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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Case Jokes More Case Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Ice Cube Jokes More Ice Cube Jokes

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!