Breasts don't have eyes.
Because they find me more appealing.
Cinnamon Ghost Crunch
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
They're both flat.
Poke him in the eye
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."