What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.