Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)