Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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Equality Jokes More Equality Jokes

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.