What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.