Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)