What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

Removed

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull