What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.