Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

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Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

What is the opposite of Polygamy?

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