AYE MATEY
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Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
He kept on and on about his mateys.
X marks the pot, matey."
Check, matey.
iPatch
A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
Because he needed his space.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Because they ARRRRRRR retarded
Because they find it insaltine.
Polly want a Cracker.
because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
They get their Aaargh-On!
Arduous.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
