Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.