Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.