Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.