Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut?

Command Alt Right.

Why are you upset?

Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs