Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus