Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.