Connection Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

What did the college junior say just before her toe was cut off?

NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

Router Jokes More Router Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.