Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.