Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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CELINE WUT R U DION

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Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !