Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

School Principal Jokes More School Principal Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !