Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Old Friend Jokes More Old Friend Jokes

What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

School Principal Jokes More School Principal Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.