Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant